Step Away From the Bike is a single-player event match in Smash Bros Lawl.
In this event, the player controls Nicolas Cage. The opponents are the Irate Gamer and Madotsuki, each appearing one by one on Cage's stage. All characters have one stock and start with 300% damage. Bores and Madotsuki will each use their side-B attacks at double their normal speed back and forth, and Cage must use his neutral-B, Step Away, on them and connect with a powerful move to KO them.
"I SWEAR TO GOD I WON'T SHOOT YOU!"
- The event's name is based on one of Cage's character Edward Malus' lines from The Wicker Man.