I am Hurr-Kiu-Lis
Hercules in New York (1969)
Smash Bros. Lawl
Moveset Video Music
Standard B- New Disc
New Hercules, for some reason, dresses like a fisherman, and pretends to throw a disk. But, it has no effect! However, the next time New Herc presses B (anywhere on the stage), the disc will be thrown from the location he originally pressed B, dealing some good damage with great range.
Side B- Random Chariot
New Herc begins riding a chariot, yelling "Chariot!" while moving forward. If he comes in contact with an opponent, they will "GET TO DAH chariot!" and will constantly take damage. Pressing A will have him whip opponents, as B stops him altogether. Pressing B in the air makes New Herc helpless and will allow trampled enemies to recover.
Up B- Jump Cut
New Hercules jumps into the air, as choosing a direction will allow him to appear in that location, dealing damage to opponents. Not choosing a direction will make him fall, though.
Down B- Stoplank
New Hercules will take out a long wooden plank to act as a make-shift wall, which he will constantly be holding. This protects him from grabs only from the front, and any non-projectile attacks will be countered for base damage. He can only move forwards and backwards with no jumps. The whole time, he will be vulnerable to attacks from the back. Down B will undo this formation.
Final Smash- Solution
New Hercules will be standing in between two large tankers, struggling. The battle will cut to New Zeus (in a cutscene), whom, watching over his son, exclaims "No mortal shall triumph over a son of Zeus!". He then proceeds to throw a plastic thunderbolt, which gives New Herc strength, enough so to topple over the two tankers, which do a lot of damage. This attack is performable in the air, which is the only way to use this smash on a flat stage.
- Side Taunt- I am Hurr-Kiu-Lis.
- Up Taunt- I am board.
- Down Taunt- (he begins playing with his pecs)
- Victory #1: Hercules Raises his arms.
- Victory #2: Hercules plays with his pecs.
- Victory #3: Someone puts sauerkraut on Hercules' hotdog.
- Lose: Herules lies on the floor in defeat.
A fragment of Hercules in New York's main theme, which plays during the Opening Credits.
New Hercules, while not the best, is still the strongest. He was appropriately portrayed by Hollywoods favorite Austrian bodybuilder, Arnold Schwarzenegger. New Hercules (otherwise known as Arnold Strong) has the strength and build of a god, yet he easily grows bored of living on Mt. Olympus, looking for some excitement in New York. And, of course, he's all brawn and NO brain.
|New Hercules||Weight||Walking Speed||Dashing Speed||Air Speed||Falling Speed||Jump 1||Jump 2|
|Classic Rank||Horniness||Patience||Weird||Ego||IQ||Darkness||Social Class|
- Neutral attack -
- Dash attack -
- Forward tilt -
- Up tilt - Lifts a heavy barbell.
- Down tilit -
- Forward smash - Pushes a car over.
- Up smash - Throws a spear upwards.
- Down smash -
- Ledge attack -
- 100% ledge attack -
- Floor attack -
- Trip attack -
- Neutral aerial -
- Forward aerial - Kicks forwards with both feet.
- Back aerial -
- Up aerial -
- Down aerial -
Grabs and throws
- Grab -
- Pummel -
- Forward throw -
- Back throw -
- Up throw -
- Down throw -
(Note- throughout this codec, Arnold Schwarzenegger's quotes are not subtitled, nor does a picture of him appear in the codec)
Colonel- Hi Colonel here!
Arnold- I'm detective John Kimble!
Colonel- What do you want?
Arnold- Yes, I would like to have a room, please.
Colonel- Sorry, I don't own a hotel yet...
Arnold- WHAT DAH FAUCK?! I'm a cop, you ehdiot! I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm gonna ram it into your stomach, and BREAHK YOUR GOD DAMN SPINE!
Colonel- If you're a cop, than give me your data...
Arnold- Ok, do you want names and addresses?
Arnold- Sure... (Cue random noises of Arnold in pain)
Colonel- Thank you for calling, have a good day.
Role in The Subspace Emissary
His role is currently unknown.
- New Hercules is one of three Hercules characters, the other two being Best and Worst Hercules
- New Hercules' Snake Codec is the only codec to date where Snake doesn't talk.
- New Hercules' source material is also the oldest of all characters (the movie Hercules in New York being released in 1969).
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